by Jessica Lane

June 8, 2017

Former FBI Director James Comey testified this morning and set the record straight on President Donald Trump and the alleged lies cultivated by his administration, Russian involvement in our election and most importantly, why he kept all the receipts after conversations with President Trump.

First, he let us ALL know Trump and his crew are spreading lies. They can’t handle the truth, they don’t know the truth, the truth ain’t in ’em.

#JamesComey shreds the Trump administration in his opening statement: ‘Those were lies, plain and simple’ #ComeyHearings pic.twitter.com/w4Bhpz8jzJ

— Business Insider (@businessinsider) June 8, 2017

Then, he revealed how “uncomfortable” President Trump made him. Private meetings, private dinners and whispering in his ear….is he a colleague or his side chick? We’re confused.

So Comey told Jeff Sessions he didn’t want to be alone with Trump. Women across the country can relate.

— Maxine Waters (@MaxineWaters) June 7, 2017

“What the president whispered in my ear was ‘I really look forward to working with you.’” – Comey pic.twitter.com/cPlqbR7S4O

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) June 8, 2017

Comey said it and he meant it….RELEASE THE TAPES!

#JamesComey: If the president recorded me, my feeling aren’t hurt — release all the tapes. #ComeyDay #comeyHearings pic.twitter.com/kgu4j3Wqo2

— AM Joy w/Joy Reid (@amjoyshow) June 8, 2017

Comey showed up with his letters and read each one outloud.

Why Comey documented every meeting he had with Trump: “I was honestly concerned that he might lie” https://t.co/SE5TNVLKAB #ComeyHearings pic.twitter.com/b5Cy1fd3ue

— Hollywood Reporter (@THR) June 8, 2017

“Release all the tapes – I’m good with it” (hood translation: if you’re feelin froggy – Leap!) – James Comey

— Kevin Myles (@kevinmyles) June 8, 2017

“There should be no fuzz on this: the Russians interfered in our election…that’s about as un-fake as you can get.” — Comey #ComeyHearings

— T.J. Holmes (@tjholmes) June 8, 2017

So, who’s next?

Sen. Kamala Harris is putting Jeff Sessions in her crosshairs. I love it. Get him out the paint. #ComeyDay #ComeyHearings pic.twitter.com/ESYqdDJ03D

— britni danielle (@BritniDWrites) June 8, 2017

Meanwhile, this is all of us:

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And we’re still glued to our TV screens and newsfeeds like:

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TELL US: Can President Trump repair his image after this?