Chad and Evelyn Are Officially Over

Chad Ochocinco And Evelyn Lozada Wedding

The marriage between Evelyn Lozada and Chad Johnson is officially over. If this news brings immense sadness to your life, insert your tears here. If you’re laughing like hell, don’t do your dance right now. You know that’s not right.

Anywho, People magazine confirms that a Florida judge made the nullification of their union official on Wednesday.

Her lawyer, Michael Gilden, told the magazine, "Evelyn and Mr. Johnson were divorced this morning in an uncontested final hearing. My client is a single woman and looks forward to her future." 

Well, line up fellas. Oh, and ladies, though I’d start a prayer group and take a self-defense class before I took a swim in those waters.

And remember: Keep believing in love, kids.

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