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The visual will either make you chuckle or give you horrific nightmares later, but NeNe Leakes says she’s got a thing for Simon Cowell.

Speaking with Radar Online, the breakout star of The Real Housewives of Atlanta confessed: "Simon Cowell, I like him. I do. I want him to come around me with a white T-shirt on and I want him to smoke a cigarette."

T-shirt and tobacco: NeNe’s form of foreplay.

And just in time for Santa, NeNe added: "I’ve been a good girl in 2012. Really, really, really I have. I was a really good girl. Cross my heart and hope to die…I am pretty naughty and a little bit nice."

Now I have a vision of NeNe singing Eartha Kitt’s version of “Santa Baby” stuck in my head.

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