OJ Simpson Wants to Put Khloe Kardashian in His Will

Closing Arguments Begin In O.J. Simpson Trial

In today’s wonderfully ridiculous but nevertheless funny rumors report, the National Enquirer claims that O.J. Simpson is adamant about putting Khloe Kardashian in his will and removing his daughter Arnelle Simpson out of it.

Why? According to the tabloid, because he believes Khloe is his biological daughter and that the one he’s already proven comes from his seed is squandering his money through “booze, parties, lavish vacations and shopping.”

The Enquirer claims:

Despite his legal woes, O.J. is sitting on top of a fortune, The ENQUIRER has learned.

Although he’s been crying poor mouth, Simpson has actually stashed away more than $2 million in secret Cayman Islands bank accounts – and he has millions more coming to him over the years through his NFL pension.

Now O.J. wants to make sure Khloe gets part of it. She was born after his 1983 affair with Kris and, as The ENQUIRER has re­ported, he’s become convinced that she is his daughter.

But when he told his four children – Arnelle, 43, Jason, 42, Sydney, 26, and Justin, 24 – he was including Khloe in his will, all hell broke loose.

“At first they thought he was just making a big joke, but when they realized he was serious, they were flabbergasted,” said the source. “They are furious and wonder why they have to share the wealth with a complete stranger.”

Simpson added insult to injury by dis­inheriting Arnelle. As The ENQUIRER previously reported, he complained that her alleged mishandling of his money led to the impending foreclosure of his four-bedroom Miami-area home.

“He blames Arnelle for not paying the mortgage and blowing the bulk of his monthly NFL pension checks on lavish living,” said the source.

“When OJ told Arnelle he wanted to include Khloe in his will for an equal share of his estate, she got angry. That just made him even more furious and he told her point-blank he was cut­ting her out of his will. He said she’s already gotten her share and has spent it.

“While O.J. paid Justin and Sydney liv­ing expenses out of his monthly pension payments of $25,000, most of it went to Arnelle, and he says she just wasted it.

“Now he’s cut off Arnelle except for a small allowance.”

Simpson’s NFL pension pays him $300,000 a year. That money cannot be touched by the Gold­man family, which won a civil suit against him following the murder of their son Ron, who was brutally slain alongside O.J.’s second wife Nicole Brown in 1994.

They also allege that O.J. is hiding his book advance money in offshore accounts.

Insert your “oh, okay” here.

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